With Myself

One day I decided to speak to Hashbrown and since I can’t say good boy or girl, I just went “Be good potato”.

With Husband

My boobs hurt (I don’t know why – it is too early for the body to make milk but they H-U-R-T). So I had to buy non-wired bralettes.

In 1 sitting, I spent $120+ on bralettes and $170+ on body cream etc (SIL said can apply already). Also, I bought more expensive body cream etc. 😡

Me: Hashbrown is expensive
Husband: *got defensive and touched my tummy* No, Hashbrown you are not expensive. It is just Mummy being stingy.

*At the washing machine*

Me: I need help. I forgot which button to press to activate wifi control. I think pregnancy brain is real.
Husband: Oh please. You too long never wash clothes only. Don’t blame it on pregnancy brain.

Me: I think with Hashbrown I get thirsty more often.
Husband: *touched my tummy* No, Hashbrown, ignore Mummy, she is a water buffalo all along, it is not you.

With Sister

Me: I am fat and feel fat.
Sis: Er… You will feel like that for many months. Try not to think too much.

Me: I tried to wash clothes and I forgot which button to press. My GAWDDD!!!
Sis: 一孕笨三年. Good luck.
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!!

Me: I wanna be a hip mum.
Sis: You too conservative to be hip mum. 😡
Me: WTF?! You not too encouraging…
Sis: You be kind and loving mother enough liao.. 😀